Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Sunday, March 18, 2007

New Carpet: Day One

Dear Diary,
Today the monkey couple bought a new persian rug.
The Klingon Kittie promptly vomited on it.
Could this be a window into her political orientation? Perhaps.
In spite of my need to ingratiate myself with Klingon Kittie,
I felt compelled to eat the vomit.
Besides, it was all that,
and a tin of tuna.

love,
don garbanzo